Apr 13, 2011

Puns

I like these puns which I got from http://freejokes.ca
Cool special rules for guests! :)
Have fun!


SPECIAL RULES FOR GUESTS


1--Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter.



2--Guests wishing to get up without being called can have

self-raising flour for supper.



3--The hotel is supported by a beautiful cemetery; hearses to

hire, 25c. a day.



4--Guests wishing to do a little driving will find a hammer and

nails in the closet.



5--If the room gets too warm, open the window and see the fire

escape.



6--If you're fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift the

mattress and see the bed spring.



7--If your lamp goes out, take a feather out of the pillow; that's

light enough for any room.



8--Any one troubled with nightmare will find a halter on the

bed-post.



9--Don't worry about paying your bill; the house is supported by

the foundation.


J. WISE, Prop.







 
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Posted by Balqis DBJ at Wednesday, April 13, 2011

12 comments:

  1. frissoApril 13, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    Thank you for sharing these. They made me smile :)

    I don't think I would like to be the guest at this house though :D

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  2. HairymanApril 13, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Take out a feather from the bed :D Epic!

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  3. JecApril 13, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    nice one! hahaha! why not try opening a resto business and accept varied guests like these???

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  4. Balqis DBJApril 13, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    @frisso - You're welcome! Yeah, who would want to be at such a place. If it's a hotel, it'll run out of business! :)

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  5. Balqis DBJApril 13, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    @Hairyman - Yes, kinda epic! :)

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  6. Balqis DBJApril 13, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    @Jec - LOL...would you like to open one? :)

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  7. MoonomoApril 14, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    Ah- that's the best hotel to get your story done- LOL! A lots of bonus tale we could earn by staying there- ;P

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  8. Balqis DBJApril 14, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    LOL @Moon, I guess so! :p

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  9. Dai Ning LiApril 16, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    I wish to open that restaurant but I shall hate being told not to worry about those guests' not paying their bill since the restau is supported by a foundation. ;') Hahaha

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  10. Balqis DBJApril 16, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Hehehe..Ning,the whole restaurant is strong enough to stand on its own...without having to worry about other sources of income. :)

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  11. Suresh ShresthaApril 17, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    Oh God! My words failed to appear!
    Or are they appearing being disappeared?
    Anyway, trying again.

    "You have shared nice mind-freshening puns!
    I can bet that they are tastier than buns!!
    :D

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  12. Balqis DBJApril 17, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    Thank you, Suresh. Of course puns are tastier and "yummier" than buns. Puns feed the mind. :)

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