Cool special rules for guests! :)
SPECIAL RULES FOR GUESTS
1--Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter.
2--Guests wishing to get up without being called can have
self-raising flour for supper.
3--The hotel is supported by a beautiful cemetery; hearses to
hire, 25c. a day.
4--Guests wishing to do a little driving will find a hammer and
nails in the closet.
5--If the room gets too warm, open the window and see the fire
6--If you're fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift the
mattress and see the bed spring.
7--If your lamp goes out, take a feather out of the pillow; that's
light enough for any room.
8--Any one troubled with nightmare will find a halter on the
9--Don't worry about paying your bill; the house is supported by
J. WISE, Prop.