Apr 13, 2011

Puns

I like these puns which I got from http://freejokes.ca
Cool special rules for guests! :)
Have fun!


SPECIAL RULES FOR GUESTS


1--Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter.



2--Guests wishing to get up without being called can have

self-raising flour for supper.



3--The hotel is supported by a beautiful cemetery; hearses to

hire, 25c. a day.



4--Guests wishing to do a little driving will find a hammer and

nails in the closet.



5--If the room gets too warm, open the window and see the fire

escape.



6--If you're fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift the

mattress and see the bed spring.



7--If your lamp goes out, take a feather out of the pillow; that's

light enough for any room.



8--Any one troubled with nightmare will find a halter on the

bed-post.



9--Don't worry about paying your bill; the house is supported by

the foundation.


J. WISE, Prop.







 

12 comments:

  1. Thank you for sharing these. They made me smile :)

    I don't think I would like to be the guest at this house though :D

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  2. Take out a feather from the bed :D Epic!

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  3. nice one! hahaha! why not try opening a resto business and accept varied guests like these???

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  4. @frisso - You're welcome! Yeah, who would want to be at such a place. If it's a hotel, it'll run out of business! :)

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  5. @Hairyman - Yes, kinda epic! :)

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  6. @Jec - LOL...would you like to open one? :)

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  7. Ah- that's the best hotel to get your story done- LOL! A lots of bonus tale we could earn by staying there- ;P

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  8. I wish to open that restaurant but I shall hate being told not to worry about those guests' not paying their bill since the restau is supported by a foundation. ;') Hahaha

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  9. Hehehe..Ning,the whole restaurant is strong enough to stand on its own...without having to worry about other sources of income. :)

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  10. Oh God! My words failed to appear!
    Or are they appearing being disappeared?
    Anyway, trying again.

    "You have shared nice mind-freshening puns!
    I can bet that they are tastier than buns!!
    :D

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  11. Thank you, Suresh. Of course puns are tastier and "yummier" than buns. Puns feed the mind. :)

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